Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Bands that Make you Gay

So apparently there are bands that can make you gay! I read it on the inter-web so it MUST be true! I wonder if my music could "turn someone gay"??

I DO live with a lesbian after all...so if my music brings out your inner homosexual, I'll just blame that on her.

Anyway... if you listen to me and find that I've made you gay, you can just notify the folks at this web site and they'll add me to their list...and what fine company I'll be in - with the likes of Ravi Shankar! And the Doors! And Frank Sinatra for heaven's sake!

Now when I sing the line from the Rolling Stones song Dead Flowers... "...I'll be in my basement room with a needle and a spoon and another GIRL to take my pain away..." it can be sung with new meaning, eh?

In fact,maybe my own damn music has already turned me gay and I just haven't figured it out yet. Go ahead; turn me in...

3 comments:

MissNoNo said...

Your music is what made me gay.. Thanks a lot.. I was so happy before and straight.

camilladillo said...

Good lord would you DROP IT ALREADY!!?!?

Soup and Song said...

hmmm... is someone a little sensitive? maybe we made her gay???
ha ha ha