... I thought my friend Berge was kidding when he told me about Weasel Puke Coffee, but it's the real deal. Maybe now I can start drinking coffee again? On second thought.... maybe not. Somebody out there must love the stuff, because apparently, it's currently sold out!
In case you're too lazy to click on the link (cause maybe you need a little jolt of caffeine?), here it is in a nutshell:
"There's a little animal in Vietnam which has magical properties. Locally, it's called a weasel (though technically, it's a type of civet, but let's call it a weasel like the locals) and it sure likes to eat the fruit of the coffee plant. But the seeds don't sit well in its tummy, so it vomits them up. And that's where the fun comes in - for local coffee folks gather up the beans and lightly roast them. The stomach acids seem to wear away the bitter taste of the coffee beans, and the resulting coffee is delicious and smooth.
Ok, right now you're probably thinking we're full of crap. But nothing we've written above is false. Weasel Puke Coffee really is made of beans thrown up by local Vietnamese weasels. And it really does give the coffee a different taste - a rich chocolaty flavor. Weasel Puke Coffee is truly a gourmet treat. And if the thought of drinking puked up coffee makes you throw up in your own mouth a little, then you are just the person to try this. Because puke makes the coffee better. Trust us."
On second thought, I might just stick to tea...
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